Quigley Down Under

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Brian and Cargill get (out)back to basics as they set their sights on Quigley Down Under!

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Dick Miller.
0:22.5	You're listening to Junk Food Cinema,
0:24.7	who were these guys? Yeah. Gooday, Junkie Ons, you've just rode into a sharp-shooting new episode of Junk Food Cinema, brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com.
0:49.9	Down under.
0:50.8	Dot Tom Selleck's mustache makes me all quigly inside.
0:57.7	I mean, it does, right?
0:58.7	Like, I can't be the only one.
1:00.9	Oh, yes, because if there's one thing Tom Selleck isn't famous for, it's his amazing mustache.
1:07.1	A clean shorn man most of the time.
1:09.2	His mustache also got a credit through most of the 80s.
1:12.6	His mustache actually voted in the Ayatzi situation recently.
1:17.1	I don't know if you guys knew that.
1:17.9	He was the deciding vote.
1:19.1	Oh, but...
1:20.9	Bum, bann out of bannop ban on moustache.
1:24.3	Bum bough ma'am-pum-mustache.
1:31.5	I want the mustache to have its own show and wear its own tiny little hat.
1:36.8	I want a biopic about the time that they broke up and went out their own separate ways and I want to follow the adventures
1:45.8	of Tom Selleck's mustache until finally they reconcile get back together and and become the
1:51.6	superstar that we know today. I mean, not to get too into the weeds immediately out of the
1:56.0	gate, but just so you know, Tom Selleck shaved his mustache after he finished filming today's movie and then had to decide whether or not he was going to regrow it for his next film, Mr. Baseball.
2:07.7	I'm sorry, it's the early 90s in baseball.
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