Quickie: The Spiderman monkey face sex position

Dirty Mother Pukka with Anna Whitehouse

Heart

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever heard of the Spiderman monkey face sex position? No, nor did Anna. This quickie is all about sex positions - including the ones you've never heard of (and probably don't want to try). Original music by Matt J Brown.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:12.0	All right, lovers.
0:13.6	Hello.
0:14.4	Welcome to the Dirty Motherpucker.
0:16.5	Quicky.
0:17.0	Sounded so he's tenders then, didn't we?
0:19.3	Hello, hello.
0:20.4	I found out this Jubilee weekend that our house was formerly owned by the scaffolding king of Essex.
0:27.2	Oh, I know.
0:28.4	What?
0:28.8	Yeah, he was apparently a frusely little guy.
0:30.9	He used to have very loud sex in our house, apparently.
0:33.7	And one day, it's what I found out that he was having an affair.
0:37.1	And all people heard was the scaffolding king of Essex, his name's Gary, being chucked at the house.
0:44.0	And his wife just throwing Xboxes, his socks, his pants, and a toaster.
0:49.3	And she apparently came out the door and took the toaster back.
0:52.9	She didn't mean to throw it out.
0:54.9	I was going to say.
0:56.3	Anyway, that's a little segue into, did you see the Jubilee-themed sex positions
1:02.2	that I think Gary, the scaffolding king of Essex, would have absolutely tried?
1:06.9	He'd have been all over this, wouldn't they?
1:08.5	So this was in the metro, and it's absolutely tickled our fancy.
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