This is a global player original podcast.

Welcome to Dirty Motherpucker.

I'm Anna Whitehouse, the founder of Motherpucker,

and I'm joined by my not-so-filthy.

Not dirty at all, actually, mate. Polly. I've got a pretty filthy so filthy, not dirty at all actually, mate.

Polly.

Got a pretty filthy jumper on actually at the moment.

It's covered in Skrilf.

What Skrilf?

I don't want to say.

I only realised when I got on the train, too late.

But you've got stuff all over you.

Yeah.

I always thought Skrilf was that buildup of, you know, that white substance in the corner of your

mouth. I think there's a bit of that one there.

Had an absolute nightmare last week, didn't I? You had a shocker, mate.

I left the podcast recording and fell apart categorically. Oh, you know that sort of difference

on a night out where, you know, you're a bit

drunk, you're having a good time, you're feeling like you're rich, you're famous, everybody

loves you. And then the next day you crash and burn, you go, and poor, I'm lonely, everybody

hates me. I had that without the fun night out before. Yeah, it was like a Jekyll and Hyde moment.

You turned into a monster.

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