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Three Bean Salad

Queen Victoria

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Queen Vic, Lil’ Drina, Granny Europe, The Windsor Widow, The Saxe-Coburg Slicker, Big Bo Peep. Whatever you call her, Queen Victoria still holds the record for the monarch with the most pubs and Spice Girls named after them. No wonder Pete from Derby wanted a lukewarm lens cast over her - and he knew just the beans for the job.

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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0:00.0

A working royal palace for nearly a thousand years, Windsor Castle has been home to 40 monarchs and is the official residence of His Majesty the King.

0:09.4

A true royal fortress filled with history you can step straight into.

0:13.9

Wonder through the magnificent state apartments filled with masterpieces by Van Dyke, Rubens and Holbein.

0:21.0

Marvel at Queen Mary's Doll'shouse, a unique miniature masterpiece.

0:25.4

Step inside St. George's Chapel, where history is made, from royal weddings to final farewells.

0:32.3

Walk in the footsteps of royalty and plan your visit today at rcd.uk slash windsor castle.

0:47.7

Hello everyone, it's time for the episode seven of the series lull.

0:53.1

As regular as clockwork, the seventh episode comes around. Yeah. And it's just, it just lacks something, doesn't it? Well, because it's not the final one. Oh no. Because that's got a huge, that's got the demob. Dmob happy. Dmob happy vibe to it, hasn't it? Yes. It's not like the sort of last song of the night, find someone to pair up with and snuggle your face in there.

0:54.7

No, it's not the long, slow... In the top of their neck. Yeah. It's not the long, slow, deep kiss. No. That is the final episode. Where we're holding on to each other, and it's not sure if it's for, if it's amorous or if it's just for support.

1:27.9

Yeah.

1:28.5

No, it's probably with a sort of dashing to the loo, checking, haven't got anything in between your teeth, just in case they're about to play the last song. Yeah. Yes. And also thinking, maybe just sack off the whole evening, just steal a snooker cue. Yeah. And just on a rampage. it goes to the high street

1:24.1

yeah break into a

1:25.3

Halifax

1:25.8

maybe break into a

1:27.6

Halifax

1:27.9

because apparently they do Yeah. And just... Or a rampage. It goes to the High Street.

1:44.3

Yeah. Break into a Halifax. Maybe break into a Halifax. Apparently they do keep all the, the money there, someone once said. Yeah, in shoeboxes. In shoeboxes. Because they think it's the place people would least expect it to be. But it is all in loose change. So you're going to need that snooker cue to sort of hockey pocky-puck all those coins home, aren't you? And to secure your bindle with. And secure your bindle. Yeah, and then obviously in our month off, we all be bindling then around, just around the place. Yeah, we bindle hither and bindle thither, basically.

2:20.2

I mean, that's certainly what the t-shirts say. Bindle yon and yonder. Yeah, yon and yonder. Do you reckon kids these days know about Bindles? It feels like when I was a kid, bindles were like a big deal. There was a lot of bindles in kind of cartoon. because most stories began with

2:16.9

with high adventure right

2:18.1

so if you've got to

2:20.1

if you're setting foot on that Because most stories began with high adventure, right?

2:35.2

So if you're setting foot on that long journey, that quest...

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