The Fart That Broke My Heart (w/ Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, and Hanna Dickinson)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Jack Whitehall (Travels With My Father, Fresh Meat), Katherine Ryan (8 Out Of 10 Cats, The Duchess), and Hanna Dickinson (Get Money, Tales From The Trip) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Jack bottles it up over a broken bottle, Katherine explains why sometimes you SHOULD go home again, and Hanna’s date offers her an unexpected injection. Plus, Jameela shares a listener letter about the worst kind of fashion accessory. Jack Whitehall appears in the new season of The Afterparty on Apple TV+. Katherine Ryan’s podcast is called Telling Everybody Everything, and her new special Missus is available on Sky. Hanna Dickinson hosts the new podcast Ha Ha Land, and tickets for her upcoming shows can be found at hannadickinson.com.

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0:00.0	I mean, Jack, you were dating people
0:01.7	while still living with your parents
0:03.2	for a chunk of time.
0:05.0	What did you do?
0:05.9	I always just say, my analogy to having sex
0:07.9	while I was living in my parents' house
0:10.0	was that it was always like arriving later to the theatre
0:12.8	and trying to find your seat.
0:14.4	It was a little shuffling, a bit of shushing,
0:17.2	a pause, and then from somewhere in the darkness,
0:19.5	just a whispered, I'm sorry.
0:21.6	LAUGHTER
0:23.8	I'm sorry.
0:24.8	But it was. It was just so unromantic.
0:28.0	There's a Canadian comedian, Tom State,
0:30.0	who has a joke about that having sex with your spouse
0:32.6	when you have small children.
0:34.0	And then it sounds very dark, like, some type of, like,
0:37.7	hostage situation where he's like, shh.
0:40.4	If you wake them up, I'll fucking kill you.
0:42.8	LAUGHTER
0:44.0	Yeah.
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