Quarantine USA! (Pt. 8 — EASTER SUNDAY SERVICE)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In his 8th consecutive guest-less episode, Matt ‘celebrates’ Easter the way everyone should: from home. But some people are still insisting on going to church today— and Matt is in a rage about it. He also gets into what the fuck Easter is all about in general, what he thinks the rapture will look like if it actually comes (it won’t), why some total maniacs think Bill Gates is Satan, and sheds some light on a few of his ‘favorite’ COVID-19 conspiracy theories. Later he answers some of your Twitter questions and — perhaps most important of all — gives an update on last week’s intense elevator encounter with that disrespectful maskless asshole.

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0:00.0	Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and
0:16.0	welcome to Matt Delia is confused.
0:20.0	This is Matt Delia and this is our second Sunday service.
0:29.0	Hopefully this becomes a routine.
0:31.0	The K congregation, the confused congregation unites once again and with
0:38.8	that in mind for all you religious-minded folks out there.
0:44.0	Oh, well, what makes a man who he is? You see it's not what he says or what he did. Oh it's not by his mind. Oh, it's not by his mind, or by his power along.
1:05.0	Killing it.
1:07.0	But by, by the Holy Spirit.
1:12.0	Killing it. I said by the holy spirit.
1:15.0	Killing it.
1:18.0	killing it.
1:19.0	Oh, by the holy spirit.
1:22.0	Oh, by the holy Spirit says the Lord of hosts
1:24.0	fill us in the sun.
1:26.0	Oh, the other, the other kind of the Holy Spirit
1:30.0	and take the sun.
1:31.0	She the sun the sun,
1:32.0	the sun the rain, And take the power. The power,
1:33.0	send the ring.
1:34.0	Here come the Holy Spirit
1:37.0	We need a change.
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