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Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Quarantine USA! (Pt. 7)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Another quarantine episode! 7th in a row! Weeeee! Listen as Matt breaks down the coming condom shortage, shares his feelings about what is and what is not proper public etiquette during a time like this, confesses to and addresses the unfortunate fact that his temper is returning amid all this stress and isolation, and tells an epic tale about a dumb disrespectful guy who got on the elevator with him even though he wasn’t wearing a mask— and the price the dumb disrespectful guy paid for doing so. Later in the episode he answers more of your Twitter questions! Weeeeeeee again!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and welcome to Matelia is confused. This is Mata and this is the seventh consecutive episode without a guest.

0:30.0

I'm in LA and Eric Garcetti, our mayor, just announced yesterday that all anyone going anywhere to any essential businesses because

0:47.9

non-essential businesses have been closed as they have been in most of the

0:51.5

country except for the places that have demented as they have been in most of the country,

0:53.0

except for the places that have demented people in charge of them,

0:56.0

and I'll get into that more in a little bit.

0:59.0

But yeah, we in LA have been more or less ordered to wear some kind of face covering out in public

1:10.5

Because we're expecting here in LA at least we're expecting the worst to come in the next week

1:15.6

as a lot of the rest of the country is actually so we've been advised to not even if we can

1:21.4

help it not even go to the grocery store. My point is, a lot of people spend a lot of time

1:30.5

alone with their thoughts, even if they're not alone alone themselves I mean a lot of people are

1:35.1

literally physically alone a lot of people don't have a pet which is fucking

1:41.4

excruciatingly mind-boggling to even consider. I don't know how you people are doing it, but you are strong motherfuckers.

1:49.0

Because everybody with a pet that I've talked to about it is like, holy

1:55.7

shit, what would I do without my fucking dog or my cat?

1:59.9

Or if you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, his fucking donkey

2:03.2

and many, what are those fucking things

2:05.2

that he has in those videos?

2:07.3

Whatever, anyway.

2:09.3

I guess where I'm going with this is that two and a half weeks now is quite is is plenty of time I think for a

2:17.4

lot of people to have already lost their fucking shit I have not lost my shit. I've been all right honestly and I think part of that is doing this

2:29.4

podcast and for anybody who's been paying attention I've been interacting with you guys a lot more

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