Quarantine USA! (Pt. 7)
Matt D’Elia Is Confused
Matt D'Elia
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🗓️ 8 April 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and welcome to Matelia is confused. This is Mata and this is the seventh consecutive episode without a guest. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm in LA and Eric Garcetti, our mayor, just announced yesterday that all anyone going anywhere to any essential businesses because |
| 0:47.9 | non-essential businesses have been closed as they have been in most of the |
| 0:51.5 | country except for the places that have demented as they have been in most of the country, |
| 0:53.0 | except for the places that have demented people in charge of them, |
| 0:56.0 | and I'll get into that more in a little bit. |
| 0:59.0 | But yeah, we in LA have been more or less ordered to wear some kind of face covering out in public |
| 1:10.5 | Because we're expecting here in LA at least we're expecting the worst to come in the next week |
| 1:15.6 | as a lot of the rest of the country is actually so we've been advised to not even if we can |
| 1:21.4 | help it not even go to the grocery store. My point is, a lot of people spend a lot of time |
| 1:30.5 | alone with their thoughts, even if they're not alone alone themselves I mean a lot of people are |
| 1:35.1 | literally physically alone a lot of people don't have a pet which is fucking |
| 1:41.4 | excruciatingly mind-boggling to even consider. I don't know how you people are doing it, but you are strong motherfuckers. |
| 1:49.0 | Because everybody with a pet that I've talked to about it is like, holy |
| 1:55.7 | shit, what would I do without my fucking dog or my cat? |
| 1:59.9 | Or if you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, his fucking donkey |
| 2:03.2 | and many, what are those fucking things |
| 2:05.2 | that he has in those videos? |
| 2:07.3 | Whatever, anyway. |
| 2:09.3 | I guess where I'm going with this is that two and a half weeks now is quite is is plenty of time I think for a |
| 2:17.4 | lot of people to have already lost their fucking shit I have not lost my shit. I've been all right honestly and I think part of that is doing this |
| 2:29.4 | podcast and for anybody who's been paying attention I've been interacting with you guys a lot more |
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