Quarantine Breakup (w/ Jamie Loftus)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

"On what date do you reveal you're a merperson?" Comedian and TV writer Jamie Loftus (Robot Chicken, host of The Bechdel Cast) theorizes what it must be like being broken up but quarantined together, shares her fascination with balloon fetishists, and how 'Zoom-dating' has been working for people. Plus, Nicole's so dang horny, she's asking her roommate to sleep with her. For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh.
0:20.3	Welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:26.4	A podcast for me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still
0:29.8	single, even though you could take my glasses off my face as I'm wearing them, step on them
0:36.5	and kick them right at my feet and I would still date you.
0:41.4	My guest today has written on robot chicken and hosts the podcast, the Buktel cast.
0:49.1	It's Jamie Loftus.
0:51.1	Wait, Loftus.
0:52.1	Hi, Jamie, how are you?
0:55.1	I'm good.
0:56.1	I'm well, not good.
0:57.6	I've been in the same two rooms for a long time.
1:03.8	It's good.
1:04.8	I think I'm getting to the point where I'm like, I don't think my animals like me.
1:08.4	Oh no.
1:10.0	Any more.
1:11.0	They were really psyched about it at first, but now I feel like they're slowly wanting
1:15.8	some space to themselves that I couldn't provide.
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