Doing Your Own Hair (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Tawny Newsome (Space Force) chats with Nicole about learning how to do your own hair in quarantine, their crazy fashion phases, and the current state of "Zoom dating" along with the crazy logistics behind it. For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:26.9	A podcast or a meaner called Byron tries to figure out
0:29.8	how I'm still single even though you could drive with me all the way to the
0:35.1	poppies which is an hour from my house and leave me there.
0:38.8	And I'll find my own ride home and get to your house and say,
0:42.4	baby, I still love you.
0:44.5	The poppies were nice.
0:45.6	The ride home was bad.
0:47.5	My guest today, you know her from Bajillion Dollar Properties.
0:53.7	She was on the comedy get down.
0:56.2	She's got a new show coming out called Space Fores.
1:01.6	It's Tawny Newsom.
1:04.6	Hi.
1:06.3	Hi, hi, hi. How are you today?
1:09.1	Oh, I'm good. I'm so glad to be here.
1:11.7	I love this show.
1:12.9	I just, it's one of my faves.
1:14.8	I have to tell myself that I don't know you when I see you in person because
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