They come from the bowls of hell.

The Dana Gooldower.

Jungle worms and small friends run around your feet.

Not only are sick individuals highly susceptible to infection, they also serve as sources of disease agents even though the signs and symptoms of infection may not be apparent and once again welcome back.

The Chinese have a curse. May you live in interesting times.

Thanks, guys.

As my father would say, sweet boneless Christ on a pogo stick.

This is the first Dana Gould hour of the social distancing era and we're going to get off to a great start with the hilarious

Matt Branger. Matt has a new album out called Please Hold Me, which you can't do

because we're practicing social distancing.

We're staying in whenever possible.

We are washing our hands a lot.

We are being kind to people and not hoarding and keeping an eye on

those less fortunate than ourselves who may need help.

We will get through this the same way we have gotten through

everything that has been thrown at us before and I know that's true because if it

wasn't we wouldn't be here talking As the Brits said during World War II, keep calm and carry on. I would

add keep calm, carry on, and wash your hands. Stay up on what's going on, but don't drown in news,

don't obsess on the negative.

Find out what's going on and then listen to some music, listen to a podcast, be good to yourself

and the people that depend on you.

One good way to be good to yourself is to pick up Matt Bronger's album, which you can do. It's called Please Hold Me, and you can hold it, theoretically.

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