What's up everybody? I hope you're having a good day. We're having a very good day because it is new t-shirt day.

There's no one here. I'm alone.

See, we like to drive, you like to drive, but sometimes we drive a little too fast, and that means we're gonna meet

one of America's fine law enforcement vehicles.

But there's a bunch of them. How do you keep track?

Well, we've made a shirt that basically shows the species of cop cars. Remember those posters on the wall when you're a kid of

dinosaurs and birds and paragorean falcons? It's like that. We call it predators of American highways because if you speed and break the law, you get chased and you become the prey and you get a ticket.

And before you get all upset and you get triggered and you start getting real mad on the internet about us using the word predator,

it just relaxes the joke. Remember jokes? Remember jokes before the internet criticized everything you said. Okay?

It's a joke. And we shown it to cops, CHP officers, friends, family, enthusiasts. Everybody thinks it's funny,

and they know what it's about. So just relax. Okay?

Now we've got these awesome stencil drawings with Latin-ish type names below them. Hope you keep track of what you're seeing.

Cars like the Hauntis Merorius, you know, the thing you see in all of your rearview mirror nightmares. Got the toughest aperium.

Then there's the officer of Sceurus, which is the Chevy Prius. Basically the automotive version of a King's snake and a Coral snake.

And then finally, the investigator citation is now we're selling them in three colors. The fabrics really really soft and the fit is very good.

Just for reference, this is a large and I am 510 about 170 pounds. If you're European, this would be considered a quad XL. Okay?

They're only going to be on sale for two weeks from July 25th to August 8th. So hit the link in the description.

Go to our tea spring store and help support the people that make the content you enjoy for free. Okay?

Once again, only on sale for two weeks from July 25th to August 8th.

Three colors, funny shirts, worst oak to bottom, help support us. Thank you for watching.

What's up everybody? Welcome to the Smogentire Podcast. This episode of the Smogentire Podcast is brought to you by StockX.

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