What's up everybody? I hope you're having a good day. We're having a very good day because it is new t-shirt day

There's no one here. I'm alone

See we like to drive you like to drive

But sometimes we drive a little too fast and that means we're gonna meet one of America's fine law enforcement vehicles

But there's a bunch of them how do you keep track?

Well, we've made a shirt that basically shows the species of cop cars remember those posters on the wall when you're a kid of

Dinosaurs and birds and paragorean falcons. It's like that

We call it predators of American highways because if you speed and break the law

You get chased and you become the prey and you get a ticket and before you get all upset and you get triggered

And you start getting real mad on the internet about us using the word predator

Just relax it's a joke remember jokes remember jokes before the internet criticized everything you said

Okay, it's a joke and we shown it to cops CHP officers friends family enthusiasts

Everybody thinks it's funny and they know what it's about. So just relax. Okay

Now we've got these awesome

Stencil drawings with Latin ish type names below them help you keep track of what you're seeing cars like the

Hauntis merorious, you know the thing you see in all of your rearview mirror nightmares got the toughest aperium

Then there's the officer a subscheurus, which is the Chevy Prius

Basically the automotive version of a king snake and a coral snake and then finally the

Investigators citation is now we're selling them in three colors the fabrics really really soft and the fit is very good

Just for reference this is a large and I am 510 about 170 pounds

If you're European this would be considered a quad XL, okay?

They're only going to be on sale for two weeks from July 25th to August 8th

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