Putting “Happy Wife Happy Life” to the Test
De-Influenced with Dani + Jordan
Dani Austin
4.5 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:10.7 | Hello and welcome back to your favorite podcast. |
| 0:14.0 | De-influenced. |
| 0:15.9 | If you're watching this on video, I have a big stain on my shirt that looks like it's like on my boob. You got two now. I have two stains? Yeah, yeah. There's a big circle and then a small circle. How did you know that? I see it right now. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah, those are both. So if that's what it looks like, that's what it is. Yeah, it's really hard to see, though. Like, I would have never known unless you pointed out. I'm really sad. So this is a nude shirt. I got it when they launched at Nordstrom because I basically only buy things from Nordstrom. Like, if you're not at Nordstrom, I'm probably not buying you. Or Ulta. Yeah. And so they finally launched at Nordstrom. and I was like at Descartes. I got two of them and a size medium. And I'm so sad because this one I wore it one time. It's already ruined. Yeah. It's not their fault. It's my milk's fault. But now I'm like, one of my, I'm just, I'm still going to wear it. Why don't, why don't we dress up more? |
| 1:12.1 | I feel like you're literally just talking about me. |
| 1:15.1 | No, I'm actually, I wear the same thing every day. |
| 1:17.5 | People comment it all the time. |
| 1:18.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.2 | And I don't know. |
| 1:20.1 | I can't, I think about it all the time. |
| 1:21.8 | I'm like, I have clothes. |
| 1:23.7 | I can afford to buy clothes. |
| 1:24.9 | I don't know why I don't want to do it. I go back. Like, I look forward |
| 1:31.1 | to Mondays and Wednesdays because that's my day to wear this shirt. Oh, the gray shirt. |
| 1:38.0 | Because I can't be wearing the same shirt every day. But I rotate between three. Yes. I know. |
| 1:43.7 | It's so. It's the weirdest thing. I know when know. Sometimes you do go off and you wear like a blue shirt on a Tuesday. And like look, these pants, the belt loop is broken. Are those Lulu or Allo or? Danny, I don't know where these pants came from. I've worn these pants for like four years. I think they're cheap Amazon pants. |
| 2:01.7 | Really? They might be mine. No, there's no tag. But like they're my go. I can figure it out for you. |
| 2:08.0 | They're my go to pants. But like what's going to happen is summer's going to come around and then I'm |
| 2:13.7 | to switch to my Viori shorts. Yes. Your legs have been looking fire lately. |
| 2:35.6 | Oh, wait. Oh, you don't want to talk about it? No, I don't want to talk about it. Okay. Oh, I thought we were going to, I thought you're going to, you know, make it a moment and be like, tell me more, like, and just like beg for more. You know how you do. No, I only do that privately with you because that's my love language words of affirmation yeah yeah and you're you're very selective |
| 2:41.6 | about well you know why i gave it to you why because you went on a walk with me to that estate sale |
| 2:46.6 | this morning which was quality time which i said yes to because I said this isn't about the |
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