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E-Kyzer Super Fantastic, ladies and gentlemen, my name's Marcus and you've reached the football ramble, Pete's with me.

Come on, say bitter and listen to the ramble.

Good evening, good evening, if you would, and if you will, ladies and gentlemen, it's good to have you here, the wife of one welcome our new German overlords.

Your grandfather certainly didn't say that.

I'm a bit more respect, we are in absolute radio towers, which is owned by Bauer.

Yeah, Bauer media, German competitor.

Is that right? Well, we're in good spirits, we're in safe hands now.

Yes, we're in triumphant hands, ladies and gentlemen, because the Germanies, they beat Argentina 1-0 after extra time.

1-0? And they have won the World Cup.

Yay! As if you didn't know.

If you listen to that as brand new news, I fear for you.

I mean, don't start here.

No, no. Do not start here. I almost missed the final, because I was on the train because bloody easy jet.

I was on the way home from talent.

What they gave you a train?

They gave you a train, they gave you a train.

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