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Well, hello there, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Pete Donaldson.

From the football rambul, you may have remembered me from about three weeks ago when we did our

World Cup podcast. Now, oh, trouble at Mel. Trouble at Mel.

There was a rambul recorded yesterday and due to various silly reasons about being unable to

get a studio of, you know, a decent enough quality.

And the fact I've had to record on two different recording devices and then mash it all together.

And the fact that, oh, the microphones are bouncing off each other.

And I've just had a bit of a hellish day trying to get this audio out.

So this is probably going to be the first football rambul, presented to you in stereo.

It's not good stereo, so it's not going to sound very good.

But it's genuinely the best way to do what we're trying to do.

Put out a podcast. It will be better next week.

It'll have to be better next week.

I just wanted to put a little bit of a message here.

The start of the podcast, just to let you know that I'm sorry.

I'm just sorry. All right.

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