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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Put Your Phone DOWN | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 52

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is out in LA at Paragon Studios. Pimpy is back in NYC with covid. STRAP IN FOR CHRISSY PALM TREES TO POP OFF FULL CHAOS BABES!!! What's going on in the world? Bitcoin crashing while Kanye and his new girl make waves with dumb outfits. WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody go to christie comedy dot com i'm back on the road the christy theaters everybody hashtag ct

0:06.0

e tour has started baby

0:08.3

January 22nd Tampa theater this Saturday

0:11.7

Tampa Tony will be there on stage with me he said he's gonna wear short shorts and his diabetic socks pulled up

0:17.2

to it's not exact so be in Tampa at the Tampa theater this Saturday January 22nd then January 29th

0:23.4

we're at the boy godda that's almost sold out in elanic city

0:26.0

February 5th at the beacon theater in new york city tt jerry's coming on stage she said she's

0:30.7

gonna pee on the front row so wear a poncho

0:33.0

February 11th the water theater washington dc

0:35.6

February 12th homeless pimps birthday show the tabernacle theater at lana georgia and then we got

0:41.2

march all fourth and fifth in cleveland and Detroit go to christie comedy dot com for tiki wiki's

0:46.9

fine your city portland seattle everybody's on there indian appellate filadalfia who gives a

0:52.0

f*** we're going crazy christie comedy dot com let's have some fun

1:02.6

what's up everybody welcome to another episode of christy chaos we are live from los angeles

1:08.7

we are in the studio we are in tana what's your name tana montana tana mojo tana mojo studio the

1:15.1

canceled studio canceled trademark with Alex aldea is over there he's the guy that runs the

1:20.8

ads you know when i start slinging hello fresh and magic spoon and then they make me do make goods

1:24.8

because i say it's sticking up my ass and coming at that's all Alex aldea he's the one he's homeless

1:29.9

pimps boss and homeless pimps is not here he did not come to los angeles with me because he has

1:36.4

covid and he wanted to smuggle himself onto that plane and kill people with a cough and i said pimp

1:43.6

we can't do that yet because we don't have a live stream set up on the patreon if you're

1:48.0

going to start doing that stuff then we have to monetize it the right way and i'd wrap and that's

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