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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Put Your Penis In Your Pocket Book feat. Ms. Pat

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This week, Adulting is giving heavy seen, felt, AND heard energy when Jordan and Michelle welcome comedy / acting / writing triple threat, Ms. Pat. Jordan accepts affirmations after courageously sharing his childhood journey from outie to innie, Michelle gives a refresher on karaoke night etiquette, and real talk—Ms. Pat speaks on what 31 years of marriage teaches and takes (honesty and therapists!!).

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0:00.0

This is exactly right.

0:07.1

Anytime I do a sound check, I don't know.

0:10.0

I'm just like, make a moment, have fun.

0:12.6

Especially when I'm like doing a very conservative like morning talk show that's on like a very big network.

0:18.0

I'm just, they're like, can you just count backwards from 10 or something?

0:21.4

And I'm just like,

0:22.1

tut, tut, tut, tat, titty meat, titi meat, tut, tut. And they're like, yeah, they're like, oh, don't say it on air. I won't say it on air, okay? I'm not going to say it on air, but I just like to make a moment. Like, you know, everything should be fun and funny.

0:20.8

And if it's not, why are we here?

0:22.4

Exactly. Everything should be fun and funny. And if it's not, why are we here?

0:38.0

Exactly.

0:58.8

Speaking of moments, can I just ask, like, because I like your outfit today.

0:59.5

Oh.

1:02.1

What is the moment and or story you're trying to tell?

1:03.6

Let the podcast listeners know.

1:04.4

What's a giving?

1:05.4

Oh, my goodness.

1:07.9

It's this podcast had eyes.

1:27.6

Y'all, I am wearing a, first of all, hi, welcome to adulting. I'm going to show up each other. This is Jordan Carlos. You already knew what it was. You already knew what it was. You already knew what it was, okay? Oh my gosh. But there is this really great fashion designer named Rachel Antonoff. Oh, yeah. Love her. Yes. Yeah, she's dope.

1:28.6

She is inclusive.

1:30.8

She has like a wild, fun New York kind of vibey mine.

1:35.3

And so I'm wearing like this oversized button down shirt that is presenting pajamas, but it's not, which is my favorite, especially for travel.

1:45.1

Because I just need some draw strings. And it's not, which is my favorite, especially for travel, because I just need some draw drinks.

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