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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater? feat. Catherine Cohen

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Adulting levels up in the game of self-care / self-compash aka self-compassion when Jordan and Michelle invite comedian / actress / poet / foot MASS-age aficionado, champion of drawing hot baths, and friend of the pod, Catherine Cohen. Michelle walks us through the layers of grief that follow being fired…by her toddler son, Jordan unlocks secrets of the glove compartment and melts Michelle’s reality, and Catherine explains how to extend southern hospitality as guest rather than host—bet you didn’t know she’s also a Texan!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is exactly right.

0:07.1

Hello.

0:08.6

What's up?

0:09.2

Sorry,

0:09.3

I was just taking a sip of water because my house, the dogs, the hair, the fur.

0:15.3

Sure.

0:16.0

And you're hiding out in the basement?

0:17.8

I'm in a corner in my room, of my house somewhere, but there's like someone cutting a tree outside, which is just like, how do I? It's so sad. And then, sorry, humble brag, my cleaning ladies coming over a little bit. Get it. I can't get them corners like I used to not with these titty's in this gut.

0:37.7

Hey, everybody, welcome to adulting.

0:39.3

I'm Michelle Bito.

0:40.3

What's up?

0:40.7

I'm Jordan Carlos.

0:42.0

What's up?

0:42.8

I'm thirsty and out of breath.

1:06.7

I'm thirsty and one of those IV drips with the vitamins.

1:10.9

Get it. What's, what's up? Just preventative shit.

1:12.3

Yeah, preventative shit.

1:26.0

I don't think, I feel really bad for people who are working really long shifts for single parents, for people who are just taking on more than they can chew and they just feel like they're like in quicksand.

1:28.7

And, you know, I mean, welcome to the adulting podcast. This is what we do. Right. We talk about stuff. Like, there's nothing too petty, too

1:33.9

big. Like, we get to it all. But like, you know, the feeling of overwhelm. Yeah. Turns into the feeling

1:40.4

of dread. And it's like, we have the one life. So let's motherfuck and live it and take

1:46.0

more off your plate, you know, take some stuff off your plate so you could start living your life.

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