This episode of the Logan Pete Show is sponsored by his majesty's prison and probation service.

Working in the prison and probation service is not a normal office 9 to 5, every single

day is different. Every day is extraordinary. But you don't have to be a superhero to do

it. These roles are performed by people you see every day. They're people you see in

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you'll have the opportunity to carry out so many different roles within any one day,

one minute, peacekeeper. The next, you're a counsellor, the next, a teacher. Many prison

roles don't require any specific qualifications. They're looking for people who have good communication

skills, can listen, build rapport, empathetic, resilient and a team player. Working in the prison

service is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other, where you help

to protect the public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging

team behind you, an excellent training and support. If this sounds like you, just search

prison jobs.

Coming into the show nice and early because I'm very, very concerned that we never start

the show speedily. Let's get into the content. What's going on, Luke? What have you done

for your weekend? Are you having a nice time? I'm not ready. No, I don't think I've seen

many criticisms of this show, by the way, but I haven't seen one that says it's not quick

enough. I've seen that. So, but I'm happy to try it if you like. I mean, I can go quick

with the best of them. I think they appreciate a doodle. The Luke and Pete Shaw fans, if

indeed there are any, I'm always astonished at people giving us a bit of love on Twitter

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