This episode of the Logan Pete Show is sponsored by his majesty's prison and probation service.

Working in the prison and probation service is not a normal office 9 to 5, every single

day is different. Every day is extraordinary. But you don't have to be a superhero to do

it. These roles are performed by people you see every day. They're people you see in

the coffee shops, down the pub, at the football. If you want a role that's varied, unique

and interesting, whether as an officer or one of the other roles, you're getting a position

that's so challenging and a rewarding thing to do. As a prison officer, for example,

you'll have the opportunity to carry out so many different roles within any one day,

one minute, peacekeeper. The next, you're a counsellor, the next, a teacher. Many prison

roles don't require any specific qualifications. They're looking for people who have good communication

skills, can listen, build rapport, empathetic, resilient and a team player. Working in the prison

service is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other, where you help

to protect the public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging

team behind you, an excellent training and support. If this sounds like you, just search

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It's the Logan Pete Show. It's Thursday and we're here to do it all over again. An entire

half an hour of nonsense. You're listening to it. We're producing it. It's probably going

to involve Poe at some point. It's just how we do it. We're quite frank. We're born

to do it, Luke Emo. We're born to do it. How do you think? Look, Craig David, Craig,

Blood Eat David. I'd like to kick us off with a news half the press. Luke, Jeffrey Tuben,

if you're familiar with Jeffrey Tuben. I'm not, but I'm also a little bit concerned about

the intro in which you sort of implied that you might put your pants. No, I mean, just

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