Put The Money in My Hands

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features ...

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0:00.0	Put the motherfucker money in my motherfucking hands.
0:20.8	I got Gucci and Prada and I'm spending all. That's what I just assumed. What's up, guys? It's another episode. Two girls, one blunt. Wait. What? Oh my God, is this season five? No, that's next, that's next episode. Okay. Okay. Tomorrow's the 15. We're edging you guys.
0:21.8	Yeah, we're edging you.
0:24.9	Usually we release on 4.20 of every year.
0:26.4	So that means we have to have one on Sunday.
0:33.5	So we'll have an episode drop on Sunday.
0:37.4	Let's say like at 4.20. at 4 o'clock the episode drops.
0:40.4	4 p.m. Eastern, no, Central Standard Time.
0:43.1	Yeah, our time.
0:44.3	Our time.
0:45.3	Sorry, guys.
0:46.0	Not your time. You guys figure out the math.
0:47.9	This is our schedule.
0:51.5	But yeah, season five, holy shit.
0:54.1	Time has flown and also gone so slow.
0:57.6	The wind beneath my toes.
0:59.5	Oh, Edgar Allan Poe.
1:03.4	Never more.
1:04.4	Nevertheless.
1:05.2	Never less, baby.
1:06.4	I don't even know that poem.
1:08.3	You have a tattoo of a poem on you that I don't even know.
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