Multiple Personality Super Powers with Danny Martinello

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING. Find Danny Martinello Here: https://www.instagram.com/dannymartinello/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal sto...

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0:00.0	If you're new here, we keep fostering kittens.
0:03.2	It's a problem.
0:04.4	I'll pastor you when it's side.
0:05.5	I just need a hip.
0:06.7	Just put her in the tits.
0:08.9	Put her right in between.
0:11.2	Oh, like a little can go poach.
0:13.4	There's not enough space, eh?
0:15.2	That's pretty full already.
0:19.4	You're really hanging out there.
0:21.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:25.4	It's a lot of, not a lot of yard in there.
0:27.5	Pretty much all house.
0:54.2	Oh, a little shark attack with the cat on the shark. Just notice that. Emily loves sharks. You are. You are cats. You do. You love cats. You love sharks. I have a deep love in respect for them, but I also am deeply afraid of them. Where did the love of sharks come from? I think the hate. It's a two-sided coin. Oh, because you hate and you love them.
0:56.3	Yeah.
0:56.4	It's like fuck boys.
0:57.9	Yes.
0:58.6	Yeah.
0:58.9	I hate them,
1:00.3	but I love them.
1:01.2	Sharks are the fuck boys of the sea.
1:02.7	I've been saying that for years.
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