Put That Shirt on A Fat Dummy

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2012

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing?Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don't hate him because he's beautiful. Then we hear about a woman who wouldn't believe that Larry was Larry and why you shouldn't bother starting a diet until after the Super Bowl.And we have a new update, the update update. Is this the update to end all updates? Or is it no update at all? (A gong rings in the distance.)That's it? You're done reading the episode description? Doesn't surprise me. You've done nothing but complain since you got here.Quote of the week: "This way, no one knows you're bald."

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:08.2	This week on for crying out loud.
0:14.0	I was like, okay, come on Maddie, let's go.
0:17.0	I go, well, do you want me to leave you here?
0:19.0	And here's the thing.
0:21.0	She's like, yeah, get the stepping.
0:22.0	Yeah, well, that's the thing she just stared me down, like, uh-huh.
0:26.0	Maybe she does want some time to herself.
0:28.8	Check out an all new episode of for crying out loud this Monday, or visit Crying Out Loud Show.com only on the ACE Broadcasting Network.
0:38.0	From Level 5 City in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves being lectured.
1:07.0	Hi, folks, welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in a way
1:17.0	aren't we all and don't they sound good as always of course that's the Jordan
1:21.0	Zimmerman Orchestra and the Denise Sands dancers featuring boy
1:25.8	tenor Mike Binder asking the musical question if you try to fail but you
1:31.5	succeed which have you done?
1:35.0	Oh, well, Grasshopper, when you can snatch the pebble from my hand, time for you to leave.
1:42.0	Isn't that great though that if you try to fail but you
1:45.6	succeed which have you done? And the reason it's so terrific is that I'm not sure
1:51.2	I get it. You know what I mean? it's it's just it's one of those things
1:54.7	that sounds very wise in fact it sounds like fortune cookies used to be I know you all
2:00.6	know this that fortune cookies used to be fantastic and somewhere around I don't
2:06.0	know exactly when somewhere I think around 1991 fortune cookies went from wise to just stupid, just idiot, you know, and things that don't even make sense, just nonsense, you know, like don't get hit by a bus today, just, you know, things that don't even matter.
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