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Larry Miller Show

Martini 101 With Larry Miller

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2012

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Larry does an unplanned 20 minute tutorial on making martinis, then apologizes for his previous apologies. This is the first time a drink recipe has included the expressions, "Show it who's boss," "Big triple to the power alley" and "Beat it around the fleet."As always, all stories are guaranteed true and stirred, not shaken. Quote of the week: "Fellas, you look lonely. Would you like to meet someone who's just like you?"

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:07.0

This week on for crying out loud.

0:12.0

This week on for crying out loud.

0:14.0

He pulled out like a box that didn't look like a ring box but it was a box.

0:19.0

It was like one of those boxes that you keep weed in.

0:22.0

Uh-huh. And he was like, he's like smelling it.

0:25.0

And he started laughing and he was like, here.

0:28.0

And he was in his bag, I was laying on the couch, was watching the soprano, he's like, here, he's like,, he's like and I'm like oh is that you know thinking it was

0:36.3

whee he's like smell it and I'm like smelling I'm like what and he's laughing

0:39.9

and what are you laughing at and as I said that I opened it up and it was the ring that

0:43.8

Jimmy Kimmel's wife Gina picked out for me at an antique shop that I still have

0:48.8

right here on my finger.

0:50.8

Check out an all new episode of of For Crying Out Loud this Monday or visit crying out loud show

0:57.0

dot com only on the Ace Broadcasting Network. From level five city in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who has ever lost luggage.

1:27.0

Hi! Hi folks welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in a way

1:37.9

aren't we all and as always don't they sound good that's the no wait

1:41.8

stop the presses stop the presses again

1:46.1

hold page one for a rewrite we have another erotum colonel jeff said before this is errata cum errata but I

1:57.1

think it's technically errata cum errata come errata which is the which I, because there's a mistake from last week caused by the

2:06.5

correction of the mistakes of the week before.

2:10.3

At any rate, have we stopped the presses?

2:12.8

Is everyone down in the whole printing area taking their little newspaper hats off and

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