Water cooler.

Water cooler.

Water cooler.

Hello and welcome to water cooler.

As you no doubt are already aware because of the lack of mouth flicks.

I am not Chris Loxamana.

I'm Gary Smith.

And I am here with my former Corolla Digital Buds kicking it, Philly style. With me today, as always, in NoHo, CA. It's Mike Dawson. Happy to be here. What's happening. God bless you each and everyone. God bless you. God bless you as well, Mike Dawson. Also with me in Long Beach, California,

it's Caitlin Bean. What's going on? What's up, Kailen? What's up, Gary? Sorry, I was adjusting

my mic there a little bit. Good to have you here, dude. And also, also joining us, the only non-Californian

in the group all the way in Austin, Texas. It's Matt Fondelier. Hey, brother. Hey, brother. How are you doing? Damn, dude, it feels good to be a gangster. I'm doing good. Yeah. Yeah, dude. What kind of gangster shit you've been up to? Yeah, Matt. What kind of gangster shit? How are you been able to? Chailing, that is a fucking fantastic question. Trimmy in your bonsai tree or...

As a matter of fact, yes, doing that, you know, fucking taking down people as a samurai, killing zombies. I'm basically living through my video games. Mostly, I'm just sitting on the couch, you know, but that's good, dude.

You know, you could get pretty gangster if you just started using homing pigeons.

Go on.

That seems like something you could totally do.

And that'd be pretty, that'd be some gangster shit.

I think my two dogs would be thrilled to have several caged birds within reach of their

mouths.

I don't think they would last very long.

What we could really do here.

Send bonsai messages to all your bonsai friends.

What we could really do here is complicate the hell out of things and just start scheduling

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