Matt "Makes" Salsa (#517)

The Watercooler

Watercooler Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 863 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The guys chat about nachos, dog training and In-and-Out.

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0:00.0	Water cooler
0:01.8	Water cooler
0:01.8	Water cooler
0:04.4	Water cooler
0:06.6	Chris
0:09.0	See me
0:14.1	I'm the captain now
0:15.9	below
0:17.7	and welcome to water cooler
0:18.9	as you can tell from the mouth flakes
0:20.5	Chris has a this show.
0:22.6	And I don't think he's ever coming back.
0:25.2	I mean, he has just decided water cooler can go fuck itself.
0:29.5	And he's done.
0:30.5	He's off doing whatever the fuck he wants with all the money he's made.
0:33.9	I assume he's on some form of a dirigible, probably a yacht. He would probably call it a boat, but, you know, that's all optics. Um, but I am very, he did say he wanted to get into fishing. He did say he wanted to get into fishing. So, yeah. And, you know, it is prime tanning season in the, you know, south of France, I think. So, Matt, you could be the expert on that.
0:56.5	But let's, let's introduce everyone and get this started. I am Gary Smith. And as you know,
1:01.7	this is a show where I hang with my former Corolla Digital Buds and still buds in real life,
1:06.8	including all the way in Austin, Texas is Matt Fondolier.
1:10.2	Hey, brother.
1:11.6	I just realized that Chris always works in where he's from by saying,
1:15.3	joining me just like myself from Long Beach, California, it's Kailen Bean.
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