Puns Are No Laughing Matter | SCP-7211
The SCP Experience
Dr. NoSleep Studios
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Some days you show up on your own. |
| 0:03.0 | Some days you show up with a mate. |
| 0:05.0 | Some days, showing up means lifting, swimming, stretching. |
| 0:09.0 | Some days it's showing up in between meetings or from your living room. |
| 0:13.0 | However you show up, it all counts. |
| 0:16.0 | Whether it's gyms and pools or wellbeing support on your phone. |
| 0:19.0 | You can keep moving and showing up in ways that fit your day. |
| 0:22.6 | Find your nearest centre and a membership that fits your life at better.org. |
| 0:26.6 | However you move, show up with better. The observation room's two-way mirrored window is streaked with blood and bits of flesh. |
| 0:40.3 | The gore slowly drips down the glass, leaving snail trails of red and brown behind. |
| 0:47.3 | Dr. Hopinski stands on the non-gore side of the window and stares at the carnage |
| 0:52.3 | as dozens of foundation employees hustle around him. |
| 0:57.0 | Medics rush into the observation room, trying to tend to the wounded, while security personnel |
| 1:03.0 | attempt to stop them in hopes of keeping the mayhem contained. |
| 1:06.0 | It is pure bedlam. |
| 1:08.0 | Through it all, Dr. Hopinski can just make out the small voice coming from the |
| 1:12.7 | porcelain doll standing on the pedestal in the center of the observation room. Luckily, the |
| 1:18.7 | doctor is more than two meters away from the doll, dampening the effects of the anomaly's nasty |
| 1:24.3 | properties. Doctor? A woman hurries up to Hempinski. |
| 1:28.3 | We have to get them all out of there. |
| 1:30.3 | The more who enter, the worse it gets. |
| 1:32.3 | Hapinski ignores the woman. |
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