I'm Not the Subject, You Are | SCP-8577

The SCP Experience

Dr. NoSleep Studios

Fiction, Science Fiction

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

A Foundation agent trapped in a retro hotel must chase a nonexistent “Gold Membership” buffet through shifting halls and singing TVs—because if he stops moving, the memories of how his partner died will finally catch him. Listen ad-free + bonus stories with a 7-day FREE trial of ⁠SCP Premium⁠. Cancel anytime. No commitment. This story is derived from ⁠The SCP Foundation Database⁠ and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/⁠⁠⁠ Author: Jake Bible For more terrifying stories from this author, check out his latest release - All The Monsters: Ten NoSleep Stories, Volume One https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY438TSV * * * CONTENT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content not limited to intense themes, strong language, and depictions of violence intended for adults. Parental guidance is strongly advised for children under the age of 18. Listener discretion is advised. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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