Punitive Cleaning

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Iliza gives advice to the most confident person at the bar and an unwilling godmother.

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers! The answers!
0:26.0	You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:30.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.0	I'm so excited for my birthday party, my rave birthday party, which is this Saturday.
0:40.0	And I know I told you guys the story about how my party planner was over.
0:43.0	I kept making like bleep noises like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, because in my head,
0:47.0	everybody knew that the song was happening.
0:50.0	I saw my brother this past weekend at Cash Creek, Casino, that I played in Northern California,
0:55.0	which was an awesome gig.
0:57.0	I told my brother about the rave and we're talking and I just went, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
1:01.0	And my brother didn't miss a beat.
1:03.0	And he points at me and goes, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
1:07.0	He's like sandstorm, right?
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