Punished Rectum And Other Assorted Romance Poems

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Bad Erotic Audio Poems 2:14.898 Ben Shapiro Reads Us Some Sexy Adult Poems 7:06.571 Ode To Scrod 13:35.778 Paula Abdul Is Doing Commercials For Psychic Lines 16:09.009 Dr. Phil Didn’t Like Lie Detector Results 21:04.902 How A Youtard Lost His Virginity 26:31.792 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:06.050 Apartment Squatters Threaten To Flush Granny’s Ashes 32:54.546 Ordered A Burger Bundle And Got A McFelony 36:25.869 Redneck Pussy Gets Butthurt By His Medical Transcript 39:19.431 Voicemails: […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, March 20th, 2023, coming up on the program today, Punished Rectum,
0:06.0	and other assorted romance poems.
0:07.9	Plus, owed to Scrawd, the caviar of fish, Paul Abduel wants to let you know she sat next
0:13.6	to an African-American, and threatening to flush Granny's ashes down the toilet.
0:18.3	All coming up today!
0:30.0	You bastard! You fucking asshole! You want to suck my pussy? Well, let me suck your dick!
0:42.0	Don't let your dick, bastard bitch!
0:46.0	Come on, come on, get your freedom in my ass!
0:50.0	Well, I've got your fucking tongue, and it's my swine, good!
0:58.0	I'm not trying to help you, you suck, you can't help me, like you have!
1:06.0	Just go to the toilet, little pussy shoes, and maybe I'll take that place!
1:14.0	I've got your face, bastard! I've got your mind!
1:22.0	Get me on! Get me on! Get me on right now!
1:30.0	Yeah, how I take the jams, we're on to get off my Granny's ass!
1:36.0	I see a real real nice Granny!
1:40.0	We're not here to judge sex!
1:44.0	This is my Granny!
1:46.0	We're not level ass!
1:48.0	We're on to take those Belgian waffles!
1:52.0	We're on to get off her Granny!
1:56.0	And I'll put it on her buckle!
2:00.0	It's the distorted view show with Tim Hanson!
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