Lil Dick Meets Stank Pussy In The Sexual Event Of The Year

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Original Sweet Rectum Has Been Found! 1:35.612 Fast Forward BJ’s 13:45.760 New Horned Up Youtard 15:54.390 Pedo Catchers Making Creep Call His Wife And Confess 21:59.047 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:38.611 Reginal Discharge 32:32.814 Not A Very Gracious Threesome Guest 38:29.500 A Flirtatious Bowel Movement 42:31.292 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 45:18.411 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023, coming up on the program today, little dick meat steak pussy in the sexual event of a year.
0:09.2	Plus, shitting on a girlfriend's bicycle, as a way to say I love you,
0:12.8	force to call your wife and confess that you're a pedo creep, and the original sweet rectum.
0:18.4	All coming up today!
0:22.8	It's time to learn more Spanish, the DVWay.
0:26.8	Shut the fuck up.
0:28.8	Callate el pintio a seco.
0:31.6	Go to hell.
0:33.6	Vete al inferno.
0:36.4	Go to hell.
0:38.4	Vete al inferno.
0:41.6	Kiss my ass.
0:43.6	Vesa mi culo.
0:46.4	Kiss my ass.
0:48.4	Vesa mi culo.
0:51.4	Kiss on you.
0:53.4	Vete el tú mismo.
0:56.4	Kiss on you.
0:58.4	Vete el tú mismo.
1:01.2	Suck my dick.
1:03.2	Chupa mi verga.
1:05.2	Suck my dick.
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