Pumpheads - Welcum to Jurassic Park (Vanderpump Rules S12E10)
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey discuss Carey locking into his fitness journey, becoming a protein gay, Nancy Guthrie’s kidnapper caught on Nest cam, and a DoorDash driver getting caught in the mess, Jill Zarin getting axed from the RHONY reboot, Bad Bunny continuing to provide gift after gift, and Fiona the Loneliest Sheep in the World being forced into Hetero Hell.
Back on VPR, Kim and Natalie get details on Anjelica’s boob job in Houston straight from the source. Venus sets up a Pride photo shoot at Villa Rosa complete with Chris, Jason and Marcus; LVP forces Venus to relive his gay trauma; Audrey confides in her gay, Parker, over her reservations with dating Chris, then gags said Chris at Universal Studios, leaving him in the dust.
Jason tries and fails at waiting on Lisa and Ken’s table at SUR, and is soon relegated to the host stand; he also gets taught Shayne’s Meisner-esque methods on the set of a Vertical Drama. Venus Le Fleur hits up TomTom with Parked and demon twink Ryan, recapping his recent car blowjob and how he’s back in the love game. Then at McKenna’s beach birthday, Audrey and Chris work through their bumpy road to going steady while Natalie gets her bi on the beach bar with Jason and rindom Allison.
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| 0:00.0 | Start spreading the news. |
| 0:02.9 | D-D-da-na-na-na-N-N-N-N-Lara's going today. |
| 0:09.2 | Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-n- She's in New York. |
| 0:15.5 | That's you. |
| 0:16.0 | If she can make it there, she'll make it everywhere. |
| 0:25.0 | It's up to you. |
| 0:27.8 | New York, New York. |
| 0:33.2 | You excited? |
| 0:34.5 | Yeah, I'm excited. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm not excited for the frigid, the ice. I've been on ice watch and it is still icing and there are icicles kind of hanging off of everywhere. Oh, watch out for those. No, girl, I'm watching out. They can impale your fucking skull. I know, and there's no one to sue if that happened. You just have to let go. No, you let go, let God. But it's like in the 30s now, right? Yeah, it's balmy now. Okay. But... It's like summer. There's just like ice that melted into like huge ice petals everywhere. It's like disgusting old snow. So I don't love that. Always the downfall of snow in New York is like the first night or two. It's like wonderful. It's magical. Orange skies under the light pollution. Everything's silent. And then it's disgusting trash. It's disgusting. Disgusting. But it's still you're in New York so it doesn't matter. No matter no i'm excited i'm like excited to wear a fur coat |
| 1:29.7 | you're going to wear that to the carlo yeah probably cool uh dress cozy i don't have gloves so it's |
| 1:39.0 | going to be hands in pockets you could get gloves really quick i know but i don't want to like |
| 1:45.0 | settle i don't want to just buy like a throwaway glove. |
| 1:47.0 | I want to buy like... |
| 1:48.0 | You might need them though, honestly, because it's going to get... |
| 1:50.0 | It's... |
| 1:51.0 | Even if it's sunny out when it's cold in Manhattan, it's so cold because of the buildings. |
| 1:56.0 | I know you got... you might need to. You might need to. |
| 1:58.0 | We'll see. |
| 1:59.0 | We'll see how it goes. |
| 2:01.3 | You might need to. Well, now I would have to get them on site. It's on site. Like in... Go to Williamsburg. Go to Maze. I'll jot over to Chanel and be like, do you have anything? No, you can just get like a, even if they're like a simple like randomly i have to say like Williamsburg |
| 2:19.3 | and greenpoint don't have gloves they don't have like the gloves store they have top hats |
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