Pumpheads - Clear Eyes, Spread Holes (Vanderpump Rules S12E9)
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🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey discuss the unrelenting pull of WhatNot, the latest Oura ring-busting episode of Industry, Lara’s tried and true Bitcoin approach, Red Rooms as the movie of our decade, OnlyFans University, the horror of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, and more.
Back on VPR, Big Central California continues its propaganda as the crew wakes up from their bacchanal in SLO for a day of wine tasting. After some double headed dildo shenanigans, the boys pile onto the party bus as Angelica tried to whip the girls into her slut-shaming frenzy. Natalie is pelted by a rogue wave of red wine and Jason finally snaps, calling Angelica out and addressing Spread Hole Inc*st gate once and for all. Audrey, defending her budding romance with Chris, tries to pick apart Angelica’s accusations as she contends with lingering discomfort over her new man’s business ventures.
Meanwhile in WeHo, Lisa hosts the 8th annual World Dog Day, furthering her long term plan of staging a coup and taking over West Hollywood. Back at the Paso Robles house, Shayne calls it quits with Angelica, attempting to avoid being pulled further into her fembot chaouse. But Angelica, still programmed to complete her mission of heteronormative oppression, doesn’t give up that easy, allowing herself to be offered up as a sacrificial lamb in VPR’s classic humiliation ritual. We have served.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there to all you listeners out there. |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome back. |
| 0:04.1 | Welcome to the midweek. |
| 0:06.0 | It's Hump Day. |
| 0:07.8 | When you're hearing this, it'll be Thursday, which means that tonight the show of the century begins, which is my show, the ultimate spend, coming to you on whatnot whatnot the most random app that ever |
| 0:23.1 | i thought it was on ticot no we did a lot of we're back in what not we're back in the |
| 0:28.2 | when you think you can escape we literally just talk about no when you think you can escape |
| 0:33.5 | they pull you back they pull me right back in. Wow. TikTok has like lots of weird. |
| 0:39.3 | They make it really hard and we thought that we had really done something and overcome all the challenges to be able to do like a live auction shopping show on the platform. |
| 0:50.5 | But they said I don't think so. |
| 0:52.8 | Fuck TikTok. |
| 0:53.7 | Yeah, fuck them. And so whatnot it is. And, you know, whatnot, it is what it is. That's what we, that is the, that is the ultimate, like, takeaway. It is what it is. It is what it is. That's their vibe on there. That's kind of cool, honestly. And honestly, I respect. I have no choice to respect it. It's a bit like a Wild Wild West Saloon Tavern. Everything goes in here. It really is. People pull guns out on whatnot. Like, it is truly like. Really? Yeah. There's been what noters that pull. I'm inspired by that. You want to pull out a gun? I will pull out a gun on whatnot eventually. So with that in |
| 1:29.0 | mind, please tune in. It's at 6 p.m. Pacific, 9 p.m. Eastern. Get your credit card out and let's |
| 1:36.3 | just spend through chaotic times. And as we approach civil collapse. Why not buy a coat? Why not buy a jacket for 60% off? |
| 1:47.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.5 | Why not buy something cool that you love that will make you feel good for two seconds? |
| 1:52.1 | And more importantly, engage with the community. |
| 1:53.7 | It's worth it. Engage with a community of like-minded fashionistas and fashionistas and fashionistas and fashion-eased days. |
| 2:00.6 | And support me and my dreams to buy |
| 2:04.5 | something to just have more money to buy another expensive thing that is everyone wins in the |
| 2:10.7 | whatnot universe everyone wins on the ultimate spend as this Mald woman, Moldovan woman who I worked with, the |
| 2:19.5 | standard told me once when we were folding napkins, she said to have a dream is the greatest |
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