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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Pump Rules: S10 E12: Here's Rum in Your Eye

Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Stefanie Taylor

After Shows, Tv & Film, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.41.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker, the hilarious hosts of Watch What Crappens join Stefanie and Cecily to break down this episode of Pump Rules. Topics of discussion include: how Cheesecake Factory came to be, who Satchel looks like and whether or not this whole season is a fever dream.

Find Ronnie and Ben at their podcast @WatchWhatCrappens or @BenMandelker and @RonnieKaram and go to their website for their tour date Watchwhatcrappens.com.

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, welcome to Rose Pricks. Oh my god, it's a special, the specialist day.

0:22.0

We, and Sessley and I already love the word special. So this is the specialist, but we have,

0:27.2

well, my old co-host of this very podcast and my new co-host and his co-host. It's all happening.

0:36.6

It's, it's Ronnie Caram and Ben Mandelker from Watch What Crappens, which a podcast that I love,

0:42.6

Sessley loves. We're all here. It's a love fest. Hi guys. Hi, great to see you. So good to see

0:50.6

you, my little staff and Sessley's a black box because she refuses so her nudity. I'm naked. I'm

0:58.3

naked because I feel freer to talk, especially when I'm talking Vanderpump. I just need everything free

1:03.4

and flying. I'm not naked, but I'm raw. That's where I'm at right now. You're naked on the inside.

1:10.3

Yeah. So this, this worked out because you guys don't watch the bachelor, but now that we're

1:18.4

covering Vanderpump, it's right up your alleys. Really is. This is our, this is our main at,

1:25.0

this is like one of the, this one of the oldest alleys we've ever had. This is like when you go to

1:30.2

like on a tour of like Old London and they show an alley where they used to like

1:36.3

have all the whores. That's our alley. And that's your alley too. It's like Diagon Alley.

1:45.1

There's like, there's a few alleys there, guys. Okay. And now the bachelor, I don't watch any

1:50.2

more just because covering it on roast pricks almost put me into a hospital. You know what, you know

1:56.4

what finally did it for me was Stephanie's a monster. No, I'm just kidding. It was that season

2:02.5

step during COVID where they showed all the seasons in one season. And we had to, yes,

2:09.2

the greatest of all time. And I realized I'd been fooled. I was like, these are all, they say

2:14.9

the same lines every season. I've been completely hoodlinked. I got mad and I divorced the show.

2:19.7

It's, it's terrible. And I, you were already, I was already on borrowed time with you because

2:24.6

you were already trying to quit. And I was like, um, wait, just one more season. And so then we did

2:29.9

that horrible. Listen to your heart, which horrible, which I kind of love. The best things that

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