Hello, everybody. Welcome to Roseprix. It's me, Stephanie Wilder Taylor, and my cohort,

Stephanie Nobler. Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're talking about love is blind. What was the song? What was the

song? Oh, the real thing. I just want the real thing. I just want the real thing. I just want

the real thing. Oh, my God. I hope you dance. Oh, my God. When I was young, when I was young, when I was

a baby, like in fourth grade, the I just want the real thing reminds me of a song that my friend,

Julie, my friend, Julie, and I used to come up with songs. And I had one that I wrote in fourth grade

called my own person. And it was all about like, you can't change me. I was fucking 10. It's why I'm

still single, but it was like, it had a kind of a similar, it was like a similar song. It was like,

I am my own person. There was no melody. I made my friends learn it and like do back up. And

they're like, they're like, I'm not getting like where I'm not totally getting it. I'm not getting

the song. And I'm like, it's about finding yourself and not needing other people. It's so ironic

that I can just see you getting that frustrated. Like, are you guys stupid? Like, do you not have

any art in your soul? Yes, I really was like that. I was like, and five, six, seven. I'm like,

okay, Mandy, are you not into this? It's like you're not into that. Do you not want to be part of the

recording? Did you put on plays in your backyard? I directed plays. Of course. Oh, and I had these,

I had these books, like, because I was a huge library person. So I was always at the library,

and I would find these little books of plays. Like, I think there was one that was like the ghost

and Mrs. Muir. So I don't know something. Some ghost thing. And oh, I would get all the kids

in my neighborhood because, you know, and then I would assign them parts. I would make them

audition for me. Me too. I swear to God, me too. And I was real mean about it too. Sorry, not

good enough. Like what this is a wake-up production. We're not we're not facking around. It's the

nobler household. I would make people do cold readings. And then I would be kind of down on the

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