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Welcome to USMNT weekly on the Total Soccer Show where we bring all our focus to the national team.

Today we're mixing up the format and answering your questions about the USMNT, including the baffling lack of Europa League representation from the national team, or is there,

potches fullback options,

creating an environment for Johnny Cardoso to thrive and much, much more. My name's Ryan Bailey,

joining me today, the Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, I like that we're going to create

some sort of paddock for Johnny Cardoso. As we all know, Johnny Cardoso doesn't want to be fed,

he wants to hunt, so we want to make sure he gets enough room and space to kind of roam around and do the things he wants. I'm glad we're finally creating the Johnny Cardoso habitat. Yeah. If you're watching on YouTube, you'll notice all of us are actually in white lab coats. We've got little clipboards, and we're trying to nurture as much as possible. And we are trying our best to contemplate whether or not we should while also contemplating if we could. We're trying to learn lessons from past generations, is what I'm saying. Joe, are these references doing anything for you? They're hitting just one after another. It's like, man, that one's good. Oh, that one's good. I relate to that. Yeah, no, I'm in. I'm all in. Joe Lowry's here. Taylor's referring to the guy from Wicked, who used to be a handsome doctor, who took his glasses off in astonishment occasionally. I'm not sure what to believe or who to believe anymore. All I know is that this lab code is fitting me quite well. I'm enjoying this. Ryan, did you happen to see the pictures of Jeff Goldblum at the Oscars casually scrolling through pictures of himself at the Oscars. That was a terrific moment that felt dead on brand for Jeff Goldblum. We have a lot to get to on this episode from listening to questions, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge that Jeff Goldblum is a delight. Yes. It's wonderful. And it should be a national day. March 5th from now on, is Joe doing Jeff Goldblum impressions?

I need more of that in my life.

No, that was tenuous at best, and that will be all for me.

Lots of classic roles, none greater than Roxanne's father in the league.

Of course, we're all agreed.

There's them sort of gently growling at each other is terrific.

Terrific, indeed.

As will this episode of the Total Soccer Show be, that's great grammar.

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