Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our review of the Champions League round of 16 first leg

in which Real Madrid were living the dream thanks to a worldly from Baheim.

Liverpool were completely flattered by a one-neill scoreline in a game where they were battered.

PSV got a beat down and have a very long way to go without Tillman Malick and Peppy Ricardo. And Bayern Munich are running hot and it was a day ending in why so Harry Kane scored from the spot. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. Taylor Rockcoe, hello. How are you, Taylor? I am wonderful, Ryan Bailey. I love a Thursday because it is the end of our work week,

but to get there, we have to record, I believe, 14 hours of podcasts. But I'm excited to be here

because we have, I believe, 14 hours of Champions League to talk about. We do indeed. We're

going to condense it down into a lovely 45 to 50-ish minutes, though, aren't we? So you say.

Yeah. There will be a section we'll cut out this podcast about birds because we've been talking about birds quite a lot before we started recording, the winged animals. We is a bit strong there, Ryan, I might say. Taylor and Ryan, the guy wearing the Cox hat was talking about birds. And it's up to me whether that gets cut out or not. So maybe that will make it onto the YouTube. Okay. Hello, Grahamdman. For context there, I'm wearing a South Carolina Gamecox hat in case you're not watching on YouTube. It's available on YouTube this show. Yeah, that's a real team. That's the reason you're wearing that. It is. We all know what's going on. Joe Lowry, how are you? I am good. I am stoked for the show. A lot of fun Champions League games. I'm also stoked for the fact

that usually when we have some of these young, old divides, it's three to one, sort of. I do think the bird convo off air was just a pure two-two split, where the age gap wasn't so much from me to Graham, it was from Graham to you two, and I got

to be in with Graham. Playing 2 v2 is fun. I enjoyed that. And also, yeah, I'm not a big bird guy. I'm not against birds. I'm just, again, you live in the desert where they combust if they go outside. So I would expect to me. That's a good call. I've never thought about birds in my life before and there might actually be none in the sky in Scotland for all I know, but apparently Taylor and Ryan.

Surely you get the old. They've got an app. There's an app or something, the Maryland app. There it is. Oh, okay. I just assume Graham, by the way. I just assume Graham, who doesn't go outside, meant there's an app in which you can look at birds, and that's how Graham takes in the birds. No, Graham was talking about a soccer app.

It's called Fat Mob, Graham,

is the one that you were thinking of.

There's nothing about birds.

It's only soccer. look at birds and that's how Graham James was talking about a soccer app it's called Fat Mob Graham is the one that you were thinking of

there's nothing about birds only soccer apps

I'm only willing to birdwatch through my ring camera on my phone

I reckon if you look at that ring camera ground

there will be like at least a really depressed looking pigeon

with a cigarette in his mouth outside that's all you're going to get

maybe in the Scottish skies feels on brand for where I love you. And a Rangers tattoo, I'm assuming. All right. Plenty of Chambies lead to get to Patreon.com slash Total Soccer Show, by the way, if you'd like to support this here in Devere and our bird watching antics, at least 50% of us. There is bonus episodes, bonus video and access to our Discord server. Let's start a Bird channel on the Discord, Taylor. Let's do it. All us old people, can I talk about birds. Do not tempt that Discord with that category. Oh, it's already too late, by the way. Knowing the Discord, when we go on there next, when this episode comes out, there's going to be just reams of bird chat in that Discord. Ryan said to Taylor, let's you and I start a bird channel in the Discord. I can say with absolute certainty that neither one of you two knows how to start a channel on the Discord Wow Someone else can do

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