Welcome back, everybody, to Spaghetti Shootout.

This is episode number four or something.

I don't know.

If our pre-roll, uh, honestly leading up to this episode is any indication of how things

are to go, then this could get pretty interesting.

I'm Jimmy Hamilton.

I'm the host here of our Spaghetti Shootout.

And across from me are our debaters, Mark Bordman, and Ryan Muckin-Hern.

This ought to be good.

Let us briefly enter into the caveat corral, if you will, as we go over some of the, uh,

some of the rules and other things for those of you who may be just joining us.

So I have a tab on in front of me.

I'm going to be awarding points as I pitch these guys a few topics,

and they simply debate them for two minutes.

The point scoring is entirely up to me.

I know last time I was feeling a more generous of the points.

Before that, I was a little bit more stringent, stringent, stingy, something.

See, everybody can mix up a word.

Everybody can mix up a word.

Not everybody can mix up that word.

Not that bad, though.

We don't have to bleep that one out.

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