Puerto Ricans in Paris| Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 13

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos talks about his upcoming baby and how the his kid can't spell. What are top cities for plastic surgery? Who gets the most plastic surgery done white women? ANXIETY TUESDAY IS ABOUT HIKING TODAY! Ever throw up on a hike?! How do you survive lost in the woods?! Vin and Chris went to Paris and things get WILD. Vin talks what it's like to be in Paris with Chris.....TI TI JERRY answers some mail from the fans! Will she chop off her WEE WEE?! Chris answers a few video questions from the fans. If you want to send us a video question email us at [email protected] When did you fall out of love with sports? What's the sexiest learning disability? Chris talks about how awkward it can get with a new girlfriends parents. 48 laws of power time!!!! Poop fingers are the ultimate defense. Vin and Chris talk about bar fights. Shout out Brendan Schaub and Ghost Adventures! Chrissy talks about the Catacombs of Paris. Even Elon Musk is afraid of his baby mamma. Shout out Nate Bargatze! Homelesspimp talks about the insane thing that happened while Netflix was taping Nate's special. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? I'm back on the road doing stand up to Chrissy chaos stand up tour go to Chris D comedy dot com for tickets
0:07.2	Chris D comedy dot com for tickets. Yes, hey babe
0:16.3	What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. We're here in the LA air B&B
0:21.6	I'm drinking coffee from La Paine what do you do or something like that some French bakery in LA
0:29.3	I I a two chocolate croissants magic spoon cereal and egg sandwich, but I've only logged in as Ziggy's yogurt into my fitness pal
0:36.8	So I'm only at 110 galleries
0:38.8	We're gonna do a Chrissy Quarantine's outside by the pool that video should be out soon
0:43.9	We're gonna have a good show. It's gonna be good time. I'm back on the road doing stand up
0:47.9	Chris D comedy dot com for tickets
0:50.8	Providence Rhode Island Nashville Tennessee Pittsburgh Pennsylvania Eaton Town New Jersey
0:55.8	We got shows all over go to christie comedy dot com and get the tickets. They're selling out quick
1:01.5	I'm in my little lemon pants. I got my shirt on
1:04.3	What does it say attitude is contagious from massive supplements? They sent me t-shirts and coffee and
1:11.1	They sent me coffee and supplements protein shakes a couple of weeks ago and I have the stuff shitting since huh?
1:19.4	I love their shirt that Delilah was wearing
1:21.4	Yeah, the shirt that Delilah was wearing literally my fiber was like daddy
1:25.8	Can I put on a shirt to go to bed with and I said sure and she just took it out and then went to bed and then when I got
1:30.3	Right a bed this morning her shirt said don't be a pussy and it was from massive and I kind of felt like she was
1:35.8	Saying that directly to me. We're doing the podcast guys. So if we got to stop can you stop sneezing?
1:40.9	We can hear it on the podcast and stop opening the fridge
1:44.7	Vin she was Vin she was throwing golf balls down the stairs five minutes ago. So be careful
1:52.7	There's golf balls at legitimately everywhere she was dropping them down the stairs
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