Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. The puddles by Cass are starting real soon.

Welcome to puddles. Good to see your boy, puddle boy. AKA St. Louis. Dry dick. Got my muscles out, boy. Can't even see my guests.

Dude, you're gone. You're completely disappeared. I'm totally okay with that. You aren't even on the show anymore. That's fine.

I just moved to St. Louis. We have masks on. My guest is my very good friend, comedian.

My first friend in New York City in comedy. And it's kind of a, you can't play with that while we do this. You fucking always fidget like a fucking idiot.

Anyway, sorry. Sorry about that. My first friend in New York, so I find that it's actually pretty interesting that we're book ending it where this is the last time I talked to any of my friends from New York in person for a while.

I thought we've been friends 10 years. You got to get closer to fucking things. We've been friends 10 years.

What? Somewhere in a minute. I'm right here. We've been friends 10 years. And I thought that our friendship or maybe a hope that our friendship was going to end earlier, but you know, 10 years.

At what point did you want it to end? I've done more for you than you've ever done for me.

It's not good. Like every time you do something for me, you have to like fucking tell me every five seconds that you do something for me. When I do something for you, I just fucking do it for you.

I don't remind you every, like that's not the sign of a good person. When you do something nice for somebody. And then the next five, six, seven days, weeks, months after, you're just like, oh, I did this for you. I did this for you. I did this for you. I did this for you. Like that's shitty. That means you're doing it for the wrong reason.

Okay, so to your point, I agree. However, do you think a good person tells a friend that they're happy or they wish that their friendship ended before 10 years?

I just followed in based on how it started because we got like hot and heavy real quick. Like we went from meeting each other to hanging out every day for like in like two days.

You know what I mean? Yeah. So I just assume that if it started hot like when you're in a relationship and it's like hot and heavy when it starts, it usually ends like a fucking train wreck.

And I just assume that our friendship would be the same way. Your mask is on upside down. Is it? Yes. You mean inside out? No. Upside down. Upside down. Okay, the only reason why we're wearing masks is one we're very responsible people and we care about others.

R.E. has a daughter. Yeah. I still haven't met her. How old is she now? She's 17 months. You have not met her? Listen, I will say that COVID played a little bit of a role.

But even prior to that, I invited you to meet my daughter multiple times and every time you said I'd rather kill myself. Yes. It's nothing against your daughter. I just I saw photos of her in videos and it just she doesn't seem like someone I'd like to hang out with.

She's a fucking baby. Well, who wants to hang out with a baby? Nobody. I don't want to hang out with a baby and she came out of my dick. I don't think she came out of your dick.

Well, the first part of her came out of my dick into her mother's vagina and then the last part came out of her mother's vagina.

We had to think that like some of her features were in your calm. All of her features. No, not all of them because your wife is half.

Right, but you can't make the baby without the calm. I can't believe. Yeah, we have a bunch of like eyebrows in our sperm and legs.

And future arms and future tits in our come right here in our dick. It is really crazy. Like I know you abstractly have this being uncle just being a human being.

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