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Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Puddles #77 - Cousin Mikey

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Andrew Collin is joined by my Cousin Mikey. We discuss therapy, knowing his fiancé is the one, and how to deal with your parents.   Follow the Show    Andrew Collin https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin   Becky Rodriguez (Producer) https://www.instagram.com/humanplac3s/   Tanner (Editor) lilkinky.com    Intro Song By E.J. Glaser

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0:00.0

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0:57.5

All right, welcome to Puddles with Andrew Collins, and your Andrew Collins. Christmas special

1:05.0

episode coming from two Jews. It's a big one this episode. I mean, I never thought I could get

1:14.8

them. You know, I talked to his people, his people talked to my people, you know, how it goes in

1:19.8

the business. But, you know, our timing worked and he just happened to be my older brother's

1:25.7

house. He was more successful than me and I get to sleep on the couch as long as I whisper

1:31.0

and not wake up his kids. But we were able to get on ladies and gentlemen, my cousin Mikey. Hey,

1:37.3

guys, I'm Mikey. Who are you waving to? You know, the fans, your fans. Are they in the computer?

1:44.2

All 37,000. They're right there in the computer. You keep giving me an extra 3000. Take it or leave

1:50.1

it. I don't think. He's like, Hey, how long? How long grandma? Like that. I'm faced. It's good.

1:59.5

It's good. You're young. You're 29. You're from Chicago. I am. We're going to go to college.

2:05.8

What's the Paul University? Took a stand-up class with Kevin Bozeman. Who was in your class?

2:13.6

Jabuki Young White. And I remember you telling me, you go, there's this guy. He's probably going

2:19.8

to be a big deal. He's in my class. He did very good. He's very smart. You know, he's very talented.

2:29.4

And I was like, yeah, whatever. I'm a New York comedian. I'm like, yeah, okay.

2:33.1

Fucking through college. I told him he should talk to him and that he was going to be big. And

2:37.9

Andrew said, not for me. Not for me. I said, I don't need no smart Alec.

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