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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin aka dry dick aka poop hands aka 12 falls aka gas boy aka as weird toenails sometimes aka small pinky toe that doesn't really have a knuckle aka mice aka garbage face.

aka TC aka aka. Thank you for coming to listen.

I've been eating a lot of snickers lately that's my new thing. I eat great all day all day I eat fantastic and then around 10 o'clock I become a fucking monster and I just

I just need sugar I need sugar I don't know maybe because I don't need enough sugar there in the day your boy needs some sugar so I ain't getting any you know any ass so your boy's got to eat a snickers.

I yeah I don't know what it is dieting or like eating good when it gets cold out is considerably harder I did a poll on Instagram and

overwhelmingly people said that it was harder to order a salad when it was cold outside

and it makes perfect sense right one you want to be more comfort with eating soup right or eating a hot food when it's cold out

I think it's like you know when you know like a website or a podcast like Joe Rogan or I don't know you just fucking see these people and they're like you you got to take a cold shower

you got to go from hot to cold it really helps your circulation and it helps and then you want to breathe and all this shit and it's like I'm not gonna

fucking take a cold shower when it's already cold outside I got enough cold in my life okay I could take a hot shower for fucking five minutes and be happy for five fucking minutes

and then I could walk outside where it's 30 degrees and I could get plenty of circulation you fuck where when it's that cold and that's how I

view a salad when it's fucking freezing out it's like for fucking 10 minutes I want to eat some French onion soup

and dip a grilled cheese in it get the fuck off my back society that being said I wish I could order a salad easier

um anyhow I got a great story for you I um I this this person they wrote me from England which I always find it fucking crazy that I have fans from other countries

like it just blows my mind it kind of reminds me I don't know if you ever saw it was called the sugar man it was like a documentary about this guy and he was a he was a recording artist he was a singer songwriter from Detroit

he was kind of like Bob Dylan asked you know and he was living in like almost like an abandoned like house like living off like food stamps had nothing right he was just a struggle musician struggling musician he was like 60 years old

and you know because of you know the internet I mean actually the internet was even out I don't even know why it took him so long to realize this but somehow his album was released

uh in South Africa and it blew the fuck up like he literally was the Bob Dylan of South Africa and he had no idea and finally he figured it out

and I don't know an agent I guess got in touch with him he flies to South Africa and he this is a guy that had like $5 to his name thought everyone forgot about him

and then next thing you know he's selling out 15,000 people in an arena all screaming and knowing everyone word of his songs it was fucking incredible

so then part of me thinks maybe there's a country out there that that fucking knows my list and knows how dry my dick is perfectly the whole country gets together to talk about how dry my dick is

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