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Welcome to another episode of Puddles with Andrew Collin, it's me, Andrew Collin.

What's going on guys? First of all, thank you so much for the feedback from last week.

I did the new format. I know it wasn't too crazy. A lot of you guys seem to really like it.

Three of you hated it. And to those people, I'm doing it again.

Some of you were mad that I took too long to start reading the stories or the questions,

like I didn't have things ready to go. And that's who I am. All right, I'm a procrastinating

piece of shit. Okay, I wait to the last second to do everything in my life like this.

It's Sunday. This comes out Tuesday. Didn't give the producer much time.

But hey, but I'm up to date on things that happen in the world. Yeah, I procrastinate.

I've always been a procrastinator. I've always been the guy to be like, oh, I could do an all-nighter

the night before test. And then I'll get an A. I'm just as smart. And I love those people

that are like, yeah, you know, if I just paid attention in class and I took notes and I studied

every day a little bit, I would have done so much better. Well, those people are fucking dweebs.

Okay, I'm not a dwee. I'll never be a dwee. Something about a 40-year-old man be like, I'm not a

fucking dork. And that's why I'm poor. I'd be rich if I was a fucking dweeb. Goddamn, I wish I was a dweeb.

Yeah, so what we're going to do is to puddle five. And I got the things ready to go a little bit

better. I'm not, it's not great. Okay, there might be a little dead air, but I'm going to read two

stories from you guys, the fans. Again, if you want to your story read on the podcast, send me a DM,

you don't have to send a picture with it, just a story. And I'll read it on the podcast if I like

it. The two stories this week are pretty fucking funny. I tend to enjoy the sexual stories because

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