Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, a lot of puddle

boys, she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Welcome to Puddles with Andrew Collins, AKA puddle boy, AKA dry dick, AKA poop hands, AKA

12 falls, AKA old gray balls, AKA Elba skin, AKA dog whisper, AKA TCA, AKA, okay.

Dr. Cordless on my zoom.

No. Oh, okay, good, because I didn't want to.

Yeah, no, you'll be fine.

I think whatever. I mean, wait a minute. Can we restart?

No, this isn't your show. I know you like have like a big ego right now,

but I sent you a photo yesterday where you had nine likes and not only was it not a photo of

just you, it was a boyfriend photo, which would double your likes and you had nine, okay.

So I had four and a half originally and I got doubled.

Do you remember when you got in the double digits and you were like, I'm a fucking celebrity.

Don't make eye contact with me.

Dude, my first, by the way, Hannah Burner from that shitty show that she's recording right now,

summer winter. Oh my god. I'm not filming it right now.

I know. I was kidding. Wow. You really let it go.

Whatever. I was going to say you were filming Winter Cottage, which isn't even anyhow.

Anyway, you look like a mole rat who's trying to be a DJ.

Yeah, that's part of it.

Oh, and you don't fuck that guy?

I'd never said who didn't fuck you.

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