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Welcome to Puddles with Andrew Collins.

It's your boy, Andrew Collins, aka puddle boy, aka dry dick, aka poo pants, aka mice, aka garbage face, aka twelfthalls, aka old grey balls, aka elbows skin, aka ATC, aka aka.

I'm fucking, I'm beyond stoked to have this person joining me.

I've never met him in person but I feel like maybe my mom fucked his dad or something, there's some kind of relationship, I mean look at us, I mean this is...

We're similar.

Like I feel like you're Callie me and I'm Florida you, you know?

Absolutely, yeah, I felt that way for a while too.

I felt like just watching you via social media, I'm like, dude me and this dude are the same, like we're just like lost at birth, kindred spirits, doppelgangers, you know, same energy, same spirit, the whole thing.

I just, the only thing I'm missing is this little piece where you talk shit to 10 year olds, right? Are you a gamer?

Dude I don't talk shit to him though, I befriend them and sometimes it gets a little dicey where I'm like am I creepy?

Like I had one 12 year old the other day on Call of Duty, he was like talking shit and then we just started talking about our gun loadouts.

And at the end he's like hey man if you ever want to play with me again, like just I'll get your friend, we'll friend up on here and I was like alright I felt awkward, I was like I got to go play with my buddies and then he was like alright I just don't have many buddies on here.

And I felt all bad and I was like oh fuck dude, but then I had to be like dude it's not your job to mentor this kid, go mentor your cousin Danny, you haven't called him last.

Dude that's so funny to me because like like to be kinder is more dangerous like you should end it with no fuck you I don't want to be your friend dude.

Yeah exactly I don't do that kind of thing, don't ever think I'm open to that kind of thing, I am not friends with young dudes.

But I could use a friend too.

Yeah but at the same time I was like to do what's up, yeah.

Like do you skin board?

No did I wish I wish I was better at all the aquatic stuff.

I long board a little bit surfing but I haven't done it in ages and then but no I don't skin board.

No I was saying like that's what you would be saying I was still playing.

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