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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Collins, a puddle boy, a K dry dick, a K poop hands, a K garbage face, a K old gray balls, a K 12 falls, a K dog whisper, a K T C a K.

There's a whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper with an L.

We got a hot one. She's already coming in hot, already making fun of my list. This is the thing that I'm annoyed with. Okay, I make fun of my list already. So when you do it, you're just, it's not creative anymore. You're just adding on to my joke.

It's so uncreative that it becomes creative.

Yeah, I can see that actually.

Are you going to say or made me what am I doing on there? Is there anything better than an argument where the other person argues and then they just go, yeah, I guess, I guess you see that happens to me last night. I was face time.

Hannah Burner from summer house, by the way, the shitty show that no one should watch, but she was pretty big this year. It was all you this year.

Okay, did I have the T my back at some points, but it's a group effort. It's second of all, that shitty show that you begged me every week to do a live, so you could watch it because you said you wanted to.

What is it called? Do a little review, but you really just want to watch it without feeling like a nerd watching it alone. So you're welcome.

Third of all, I was face time in this guy last night, and I'm doing this new thing where I'm just being myself.

It's been pretty cool, but it's taking me a long time. I'm doing this thing. We're out. And he was like, uh, tennis is in a real sport. And I and wrestling is like the hardest part. And I go, you know what tennis and wrestling are actually very similar because they're two people attacking each other.

It's just more mental with tennis and physical wrestling. He goes, actually, you know, I could see that. And I was like, ah, did you disagree with me?

Now, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Why have you now waited, uh, you know, 34 years to, to, uh, finally be yourself.

And you know how bad I hate like people that are just listening to this aren't going to understand how bad I hate when you drink any kind of liquids.

And you're like leaning into that off the bat. And it's just like a power play. And I'm not happy about it.

People don't want all the subtle, um, what's it called, um, grow aggressions happening between us.

If you blink, you might miss one. But yeah, suck my dick. I'm a drink orange juice of water. If I feel like it and you're going to watch it.

Go through my buck ass teeth and go down my little skinny neck.

Yeah, a little tiny neck of yours that used to be there. Um, so what, why are you now deciding to be yourself?

Like what has changed? Okay. This is the problem of society. There's a lot of problems with society right now. However, girls are constantly.

But like, okay, you want a guy to like you. And, but you don't want to be one of those crazy girls. You don't want to be annoying.

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