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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin. I'm Andrew Collin aka puddle boy aka dry dick aka poo pants aka garbage face aka

12 falls aka old gray balls aka mice aka a T.C aka aka

woo. I am fucking excited. I'm not gonna do the whole radio voice the whole time, but I really am excited for this guest.

I don't really know exactly how to put it, but like I'm an amazing athlete. I'll just put it out there. Like I'm an insane. I was a three sport athlete at a small private school and I started on one of the team senior year barely. I was a huge athlete. I had one touchdown senior year. I got hit so hard. I cried a little bit in basketball. I played back up point guard. We got to the final eight in the state. We had a seven foot white guy on our team.

I don't know if he is better than this guest that I'm about to introduce, but he was pretty nasty. He played overseas. He finally grew into his baby skin.

I'm just saying I was fucking like a lot of people thought I could go D6, D7, maybe D3.

So my dream scenario is just to make this like my podcast like barstool where I just interview athlete. And this is my first athlete, but he's going to first of many. I'm sure he's going to get me MJ and maybe

Julius Irving next. Ladies and gentlemen, this guy is fucking awesome. He played for the Miami Heat. He's with the Portland Trailblazer. Is he just raised 70 grand for COVID-19?

I don't know why I put that in there as like your teams, but whatever Myers Leonard, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for joining me, bro.

Hey, my pleasure, man. I'm excited to be on here. I'll let the people who are watching or listening know this. So my wife and I went on a double date with her best friend, and actually it was one of our front office guys in Portland.

And they say we want to go to comedy show and I thought to myself, I like funny people. Why not? We'll go. There'll be a fun date night. You know, kick back, have a beer, do my thing.

And we were there to see Nikki. I was like, these people before have to be funny or at least somewhat funny. So you get up on the fricking stage. Bro, you're freaking hilarious, man. Like all four of us were dying in our chairs, bro. You're the entire time. I mean, you're the whole story. I mean, I'm not going to go into it, but it's legendary.

So anyways, anybody who doesn't know it, I watched Andrew in Portland, we connected over social media and we've since have hung out a couple of times, but you're funny.

Bro, I got a comment from you. I think that night that you enjoyed the show and shit like that, especially when, you know, I'm such an amazing athlete myself.

You know, it really does mean a lot. And like, you play for the Align Eye, which I didn't know at that time, to be honest, you know, and my uncle is an insane diehard Align Eye fan, my mom from Skokie, Illinois.

So, you know, putting that together and telling my uncle who, you know, I lost a lot of money for him in real estate to show him that I got one comment from a guy placing the league.

That your boy made it, you know what I mean? And so then I think it was like a year later, you were leaving Portland and I congratulated you on going to Miami.

And then we linked up in Vegas and played cards together.

We did, hell yeah. That was a good time. You know, shooting the shit, hanging out, playing a little blackjack, you know, yeah, man.

It's so, you know, it's crazy. I will connect and then, you know, you stay in touch with the hell yeah, man.

Dude, it's so funny when like, because at that thing it was all NBA players pretty much.

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