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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Colin, AKA puddle boy, AKA dry dick, AKA poo pans, AKA tickle cock, AKA garbage face, AKA mice, AKA old 12 falls, AKA old gray balls, AKA CC, AKA no corona yet, AKA T.C.

All right, you forgot a couple.

Yeah, I know get a cock breath, a wide anal and a juke face.

How's your asshole?

Good, it's it's got a hymen, so that's good, but it's got a you got a hammy down there.

I've never been penetrated annually, not yet.

Maybe after this virus, no finger in the ass, never had a finger.

I don't I'm too scared.

I'll like it.

Ah, and then you'll be gay, not even that.

I've just scared, uh, but what's the fear that I'll need it?

I'll need it to get off.

I know a guy who can't get off without a nice pinky and the pooper.

Yeah, but you could you could get off so many different ways.

Why would this he could be so good that you can't go back?

Yeah, I mean, I know guys who get it's like heroin.

Once you do it, you got to keep doing it.

You get that needle in you.

I've a anal goes right to the vein.

I just I feel bad for the finger.

I'd be too self conscious.

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