Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Okay, welcome to puddles with Andrew Collins.

I'm Andrew Collins, aka puddle boy, aka poop hands, aka dry dick, aka mice, aka garbage face, aka tickle cock, aka old gray balls, aka T.C., aka aka A.

I keep adding some and I don't have the memory for it.

Oh my god, I'm so happy for this show. Don't talk yet, please. Please don't talk yet.

Oh my god, this person was a friend of a friend.

Yeah, like we're not friends.

Okay, this person is a friend of a friend and she's awesome.

She's from Summerhouse, which is a show on Bravo, which you can catch on Bravo or BravoTV or Bravo.com or on the Instagrams.

I'm so happy that she's here, Paige Disorbo.

We met through Hannah. This is our first time meeting.

This is our first in-person meeting. You texted me like a ton.

Did I text too much? Did I go overboard?

No, but like you texted a lot.

Did you feel uncomfortable?

No, I actually liked it because I was like, you know what?

If we're going to record a podcast, I want to get to know him now rather than like when we're doing the podcast.

It's like I feel more comfortable now.

Yes, but we didn't say one thing. I didn't tell you.

It wasn't about myself. You got it through my nine words.

I figured out who you are.

What do you figure? What do you figure out? Maybe you're right.

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