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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin, I'm Andrew Collin, aka puddle boy, aka dry dick, aka poo pans, aka tickle cock, aka garbage face, aka mice, aka old 12 balls, old 12 balls, excuse me, old grey balls, aka ATC, aka aka, that's mouthful boy.

Yeah, mice took me back, I forgot about the mice days.

Do you remember that when I put my mid-changed name like a fucking idiot?

That was a time where your career was going so poorly that literally changing your name accidentally to mice on Facebook was like the best thing going for you.

It might still be, no, it's finally like doing something, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

But yeah, I know, I remember I changed it from Andrew to Andrew and mice Collin because Andy, oh no, what is it, Andrew Dice Clay?

Yeah, that was the best part about it, there was like this inside joking your head that no one really even got right away.

No, and you're into like being like, you're very logical thinker, and I'm probably the opposite of that.

Nikki yells at me a lot, saying my jokes a lot of time abstract.

Yeah, and I go, they don't have to be like, JB smooth isn't logical.

Yeah, but you're not JB smooth.

We're pretty similar. Have you ever seen me in a suit?

I'd love to see you pull off a JB smooth outfit.

You know, we met him. Oh wait, let me introduce you.

So this comedian, he's incredible.

God, I don't know how far back we go.

I was, you're not the best man at your wedding, but I was witness at your, the only witness at your wedding, which is your biggest credit today.

And he also happens to write for this show called Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

But I think me going to your wedding, what did I wear to your, to your wedding?

So you write me, it's nine in the morning.

If you think that on my wedding day, I was concerned with what you were wearing, you were sorely mistaken.

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